Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some wickedly sick tech? Then dig into Goblin Gear, where we sell the most bodacious gadgets this side of the scrap yard. Our prices might be a little high, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through wood like butter, flasks that brew healing potions in a flash, and even